dhaaruni:

godtierhoroscopes:

This the Blue Florida of prosperity
Reblog for 4 years of good luck

And furthermore… COME THROUGH BLEXAS

limit-list:

twoshotsofvod-ka:

idkanameatall:

smoshbossiplier182:

spiderway95:

dont-be-s0-pretentious:

takisdaddy:

pridepotatoz:

a-starry-shadow:

tiny-goddess-of-chaos:

skinth1n:

bloomoppa1:

seductively-eats-a-bagel:

dukemz:

awildbrookenbabs:

dukemz:

cuappatea:

blastlight:

nxw-yxrrk:

pantspooplover:

theblizzardsix:

sonsfantasies:

anayely420:

blackcatgodess:

noodle-dragon:

the-philosophers-bone:

acabosetotal:

harukami:

gothiccharmschool:

seananmcguire:

kanayahavethisdance:

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

🙏🏼

Worth a try lol

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

Okii then!

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

Mood

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

Why the fuck not

mr bagel do your thing

I HOPE THEY TELL ME I’M GONNA BE BURNED AT THE STAKE

Alright

Alrighty then- bagel don’t let me down!

Titty

Luv u bagel

;-;

Plz i rlly need this oh my g o d

THIS FLIPPING WORKED! I JUST HEARD MY FAVORITE FANFIC UPDATED AFTER 2 MONTHS ITS NOT BIG BUT THE BEST IN TWO MONTHS WHEN THE SAME FANFIC UPDATED AFTER 5(?) MONTHS!!

the bagel doesn’t work 😡

🥺

👉👈

cr-familiar-faces:

cr-familiar-faces:

5n4k3c47h3dr4l:

Windex isn’t carbonated 

jetito:

redrew some pokemon screenshots for fun i love ash and pikachu ….

omghotmemes:

I laughed way too hard at this

itshouldbewhonotthat:

nvclearbomb:

How is he not catching fire?

Because the ponyta trusts him did you even watch the fucking episode